I was born a number of years ago, right before Christmas. I am old enough to vote, and young enough to eat Cocoa Krispies without feeling guilty. I try not to define myself by my relationships, but I am a lover, and a mama. I am a thinker and a philosopher. I am an activist. I have been called a "hippie", a "slut", and a "liberal" at times with disdain, and at others, with awe.

I am sardonic, critical, and a perfectionist. I can turn the bathtub on with my toes. I once spent an afternoon handcuffed to my best friend in the backyard. I can't walk a straight line, and fancy myself an artist of sorts, though definitely not starving.

Heather's website l Heather's email